GODZILLA 2005!!! - Pt I

The plane rattled as we sped head on towards Typhoon No.14 (NABI) for the island of Honshu where reported sightings of the creature GODZILLA or GOJIRA has been reported! I braced myself as the turbulence pounded onto our 747 as if we were a cessna single prop plane. I prayed for it to be over soon and land would then greet us instead of the fury of Typhoon No.14. I am at the same time excited and anxious as I am now on a great journey to discover for myself, the mythical creature called GOJIRA and many more mythical beings such as Ultraman, Kamen Riders as well as Power Rangers where legend has said somehow they congregate in the Island Nation of Japan!

I peeked out of the window and hoped to see some calm blue skies but all I could see was a thick mist of grey as we were now in the insides of Typhoon No.14. I had hoped maybe the Japanese airforce will send either some Valkyrie fighters from SDF-1 or some Gundam Robots (ZAKUS or Earth Defence Force I don't care as long as they come!!) to help escort our poor embattled plane to safety but to my disappointment there was none! Sighs!.....Damm, I should have taken JAL (tibai basketball!!) instead of SQ at least them planes can hopefully transform or sumthing if the going gets too tough into a GIANT ROBOT!!

All of a sudden the rocking and shaking seemed to subside and through the PA system I heard the Captain announced that we are going to land soon at Narita! A great sense of relief came over me as we will soon be out of the belly of the beast and descend into the land of great mystery! The land of GODZILLA!!!! YA!!! and sushi, ramen, soba, sashimi, toro and fugu!!!!

Finally the plane landed and I managed to make my way to my hotel. The wind was blowing and the rain kept pelting the land of the rising sun. Which of course for the moment, the sun, is nowhere to be seen. If I remembered correctly, Typhoon No.11 just struck Japan about 2 weeks ago or something, and now, Typhoon No. 14??? I am so gonna get it from my friend this time as this is my first trip to Japan, and the Typhoon was there to welcome my arrival!!! Bet your last Yen he gonna say :-

"Ah so, Grouch-san, welcome to Japan! Told you to come over alone but no... you have to bring with you the typhoon!!!...Ah so, arigato-gozaimashta Grouch-san!"

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeit....some more no.14!! Stronger than 11!!! DIE!!...this one should be called Typhoon Nabei rather than Nabi....but on second thought, better not make fun of it after seeing the destruction of the lady Katrina of New Orleans...."hell hath no fury like a woman scorned???" What the heck did Bush do this time??

To be continued.....