The Wounded Gazelle

Last Saturday me and Fatness decided to test drive the Astra Turbo and take it out for some zoom-zoom! Ate our lunches, downed our tehs and kopis and off we go heading towards the show room for the zoom zoom!! But that was not to be coz Fatness forgot his licence and we need to take a little detour back to his bat cave to retrieve said licence.

Fatness moved with his usual swiftness, jumped out of the car and poof off he goes bouncing like a gazelle in the african plains to his apartment to get the danged licence.

5 mins passed and me was tweedling my thumbs in the car. Where was the swift bouncing gazelle that sped off so quickly awhile ago. Hmmm....It shouldn't take so long to complete the detour task.

Then I saw Fatness's roommate charging towards me in the car to relay the news that the bouncing gazelle had a little accident. It seems the light footed Fatness of a gazelle (contradictory no??) had bounced a little to high and knocked his poor head on the low ceiling ledge...and his kepala pecah (head broke)!!!! His head was attacked by the ceiling and it broke!!

I saw Fatness, like a poor gazelle kena maimed by the lions, lying helplessly on the stairs of his apartment with blood spurting out from his horrendous wound. It was a CSI moment for me as I study the blood spatter pattern on the floor and the walls and his wound to determine where exactly and how did the Fatness came to be in his condition.

After determining that he can be safely moved I got a few towels, gave it to him to cover his wound and to soak the blood and marched him to the car to take him the hospital!

I managed to zoom zoom alright that day but not in the Astra Turbo, but by sending the wounded Fatness Gazelle to the hospital to have him stitched up. In the end, the doctor determined that the wound is not that serious and all it needed was 5 stitches thats all.

The real problem was the dressing. The orderly looked at me while holding the dressing and asked "How to wrap his head ha??" I said, just make like Ninja la..so it wont come out...or wrap like mummy also can!

The Link : Day 2 Log

We moved past the high mountains with our equipment and rations and come across the City. We walk through the ruins of the City and thoughts came rushing into my mind of people and life that used to inhabit the city. We are heading north. Always heading north.

How can we, who were capable of such magnificence, come to what we are today? Half our clan are in cryo status as a means to conserve our valuable natural resources, which was brought on by the Life Suspension Act 2012, which was passed by the now defunct United Nations after the 3rd world war.

The 3rd World War was a meaningless war fought over trivial matters. Over the politics and arrogance of men, as survival as a race was never in question at the time. Now, the fruits of their arrogance brought us to our knees. To where we are today and the survival of the human race hang by a thread.

I adjusted my Enviro goggles to get a wide-spectrum scan of the ruins ahead to detect if any unwanted visitors will give us a nasty surprise. Scan shows none. For the time being.

Although all of us are packing the cannon each, minions from The Deep can be quite a handful.

We were 5. 5 of us were awakened for this journey. And lets hope that 5 of us will make it back in one piece. For the time being, I just want to get away from the City's cramp quarters to more open ground should any encounters take place.

End of Day 2 log.

Kena Played Out!!!! Pt II

Saturday came and I felt much better after whupping the Fatty's backside for playing me out. As I planned out my day, I was thinking of going to catch Beyond's farewell concert at night, but somehow it slipped my mind, I don't know why but it did. Probably because of the immense hurt, anger and disappointment from Friday night's betrayal from Fatness! Pundek kia.

In the end, I went for drinks with Fatness and Jin at night. In the middle of drinks, suddenly I realised that, the concert was going on now! I had forgotten about it!! DAMM! Diiuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!Tibai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Ah Faaaaark!!! I forgot about the concert!! diu!!!" I said

"What concert?" Jin asked

"Beyond's farewell, final, pre break-up concert!!! Diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!" I replied

"Oh, that concert, I had tickets for them....and I gave it away." Jin replied.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GOT TICKETS FOR BEYOND'S CONCERT AND YOU GAVE IT AWAY WITHOUT TELLING ME?????" anger came back..........anger came rushing back.......aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!!

"Who u gave them too?????" I asked

"I gave them to the "I-WANT-FREE-STUFF-THAT-I-DONT-USE-BIATCH"....sorry...." answers her meekly

(THE I-WANT-FREE-STUFF-THAT-I-DONT-USE-BIATCH is an apt name that I bestow upon that thing because she is indeed one such biatch)

Aaaaarrgh, kena played out again!!!!!! basketball!!!! I asked Jin, how can she do this to a friend of more than 10 over years!! How can she gave them priceless tickets to a "fren" of less than 1 year without thinking about me first, why, why, why????

"Blardy hell! I bet you that biatch did not go to the conert!!!! If that's the case I will be even more pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I said

"No la, I am sure she is at the concert now enjoying herself." answered Jin

Waah, angerness when I hear that! " Ok fine, sms her abt the concert" I said

"Err, no la, probably it will be too loud for her to get the sms" Jin said sheepishly.....

"SMS her NOOW!!!!!!!" demanded I and she proceeded to sms her as fast as her fingers can press the tiny buttons on her mobile.

A few minutes later.

"Beep Beep". An sms came back. I saw the look on her face and the grin of Fatness's face I knew the answer.

THE I-WANT-FREE-STUFF-THAT-I-DON'T-USE-BIATCH really didn't go. Nia Seng!!!!

Now my anger quadrupled, not so much at Jin now, but at that BIATCH!!!! I can't understand why some people take free stuff with no intention to use it. Fark, if you don't want it, don't take it!!!

And you know what her reason for not able to go??? It was her MOTHER's BIRTHDAY!!!
Diu Nia Seng!! Fa Lat!! Double Diu!!! Why then did she take the tickets earlier?? Coz she forgot about the mother's birthday???? Then she is indeed a BIATCH!! If not then what was her reason? I tell you what, it's because she is a FREE SHITE hogging selfish BIATCH!!!!!!!!! CHEAPSKATE!!!!!

Basket, last nite one time, tonite another time!!! Kena played out twice!!!! actually thrice, I also play myself out by forgetting about the friggin concert!! And I already set aside the money to pay for the concert...took it out from my account now and nothing to spend on....Diu! Guess I will go to my favourite game shop later and buy something to help CHILL my angerness!!

DIU!!!!!!

Kena Played Out!! Pt 1

As usual, Friday came and I was planning of something to do for the night. Hence, I messaged Fatness to see what he's up to. I then suggested to go watch the new Jacky Chan movie, The Myth, as I was planning to watch it earlier but Fatness warned me vehemently to wait for him as well to watch it. The tibai fella farked me upside down and said that he'll kill me until I die from it if i watch it without him. In the end, I waited till Friday.

We agreed to watch the 1030pm show. I asked Fatness to book the ticket but Fatness said confidently " No need, sure got one!".

I asked " But what if don't have, then how?"

Fatness replied " Sure have one!!. So long already showing, nobody will watch it one"

I asked again " You didn't answer my question, what if DON'T HAVE"

Fatness, confidently replied " Sure HAVE ONE!"

We left it at that, and 10pm came I made my way to the cinema. As I was progressing towards the cinema I got a call frm Mel, (she was also watching with us).

And she said " Errr...there's no more tickets!, and Fatness is now hiding behind me saying that u will kill him"

Fark, the movie really turned out to be just a MYTH!! Diiiiiu!!!!

I was seething inside!! That tibai pundek, knnccb fella played me out!!! Furthermore, to add salt to the wound, Mel had volunteered earlier to go pick up the tickets as she was around the area but this tibai pundek fella Fatness answered " No need la...".

Fa lat bugger!!!

I made my way up to the cinema, most wanting to stick my foot into the pundeks backside and tears its apart!!! but I couldn't see him!! All I saw was Mel, then out of the corner of my eye, I suddenly noticed a strange sight as somehow, Mel's hip seems to have grown wider! how come suddenly her backside become so big??

Which cant be coz Mel's got a great figure!

Took 2 more steps forward and I realise it was the Fatness's gut sticking out as he hid behind her!

Fatness Hurt

D says: have been damn busy man

Grouch says: oki

D says: not yet eat lunch evens

Grouch says: good u get skinny faster

D says: farker

Grouch says: but but but is true wat

D says: hurtness lah

Grouch says: why la

D says: becos u say me fatness

Grouch says: but u are wat, but now u losing the tummy though. Can see improvement

Grouch contnued to say : love and accept who and wat u are n u will be happy

Grouch says: nver read my blog ha?

D says: i read ur bloig already but still sadness..........

The Link : Day 1

Day 1 : 13 Oct 2055

The missing link has been located by Agent 171 from Unit Azzeqial. The crucial piece of the puzzle that has been haunting us for so long. It's almost within our grasp. Our unit has been given "awake" orders and we are now making preparations to proceed to the sacred point to retrieve the link which will eventually help us solve the puzzle of our existence.

Like fire was to prehistoric men and how it was supposed to change the evolution of mankind. We are on the verge of another leap in human evolution. Hopefully.

According to Agent 171, we are to proceed towards a coordinate given pointing towards the north pole. Which exact location, I am not at liberty to divulge for now.

But one thing is clear, play time is over. Mission orders will be given shortly. Meanwhile, preparations have to be made.

I am sure our enemy from The Deep will also discover soon what we have learn thus far. They too will be making their way north. We should move fast and swift to retrieve it before they do. If we fail. The consequences will be dire.

Nightfall will be upon us soon. Preparations need to be made now.

End of day 1 log.

You and I

Have you ever stared at the mirror and wondered who that person staring back at you really is? Have you ever wondered if there were no mirrors in the world, would you be able to "see" or tell how you really look like or recognise yourself if you happen to chance upon one?

When you stare at the mirror, the person staring back at you is actually, you. And this is the face that you carry around and this is the same face that you use to express your emotions. This is also the face that people either love or hate.

However, when we look at the world through our very own eyes, we see everyone else but ourselves. Why is this so? Why cant we see ourselves and find out who we really are without mirrors?

You and I, the person in the mirror, are basically the same.

Regardless of race, culture, religion, ideology, we are the same. We walk around this Earth with our self indulgent needs and wants stepping on the small people, licking the balls of the big people but at the end of the day, look at ourself in the mirror, are we happy?

What is our true reflection? Is it the person we see in the mirror everyday when we wake up?

Do you like who you see? Are you happy with what you see?

Our true reflection is through the faces of others as seen through our eyes towards our action and deeds. Hate or love, they will show us how they feel.

Your true happiness is shown the moment you look at yourself in the mirror. If you are or not, you will know and your face will tell you, as all the deeds that you do, will show on your face.

The face that you carry around for others to see.

To reach the heavens....

Bali II

The streets of Bali...

Bali

This is the Bali that I know, peaceful and serene.

Evening crowd

BEST CONSUMERS!!!

You know who are the best consumers in the world? If you are in marketing, you should target these blokes because they will believe everything that you tell them and buys it with no second thoughts.

If you tell them that your toaster is actually a DVD player, they will believe you. Really! And if you tell them that the new XBOX can play PS2 games as well as Nintendo games, they will also believe you!! They will buy it and goes home feeling happy about it!!

And the best thing is, these blokes wont even have the chance to use them to find out the truth because, as part of their day job, once their job is finished, they would have been dead already. These fellas are the suicide bombers. They will believe anything you tell them and they even believe that killing innocents will buy their way to heaven...since when?

GODZILLA 2005!!! Finale

As I walked through the maze of alleys in the streets of Tokyo, something finally caught my attention as my atomic radar homes in on the signal.

I thought I saw it! Finally, the creature itself, GOJIRA!!! cast in stone and shrunken from its original size to hobbit size!! Diiuuuu...what a letdown!

No wonder these days we don't hear about GODZILLA terrorising the city of Tokyo no more. The Japanese have somehow managed to contain this threat by casting it in stone, while borrowing techniques from the headhunters to shrink it down to hobbit size and turning it into a tourist attraction instead.

No wonder the Japanese have such national pride these days because they manage to defeat the ultimate threat to their society!

They have somehow managed to harness the powers of either Ultraman, Astro Boy or the Masked Riders to defeat its greatest threat! An Abomination that was created by the evils of Atomic weapons - Godzilla!!!