Da Date doctor

Ok following is a chat log of me n me buddy Johnny Bravo regarding a chica he digs....

Johnny Bravo says:
bro

Grouch (will be known as G from now) says:
yes

Johnny Bravo says:
at last ada colleague that is pretty

G says:
wassup

G says:
chinese?

Johnny Bravo says:
but sadly i learn that she leaves company in 2 weeks

Johnny Bravo says:
no not sure her race think that she is mixed

G says:
waaah got picture ?

Johnny Bravo says:
think she got indian blood but not sure. She damn cute la sighs

G says:
ooooo (how da heck knows got indian blood?!?)

Johnny Bravo says:
no have she now training me cannot concentrate already. She got damn happening smile lah melted lah me

Johnny Bravo says:
and speak with damn happening english accent also

G says:
waaah

Johnny Bravo says:
but cannot pronounce her name

G says:
go befrens her

G says:
go go

Johnny Bravo says:
it is Genesumthing sumthing Basseenike sumthing sumthing

Johnny Bravo says:
but she damn cutes lah so more young me thinks

G says:
Ah....it sounds like Basi-nak ke? (in malay it means "it's rotten, still want?")

Johnny Bravo says:
bout late twenties

Johnny Bravo says:
today me very interested in the training lah

Johnny Bravo says:
how can i take camera and takes her picture

G says:
phone!! say since u leaving takes pictures

Johnny Bravo says:
she can see one u know if i use me phones

G says:
ask her la alamak ask her to take wif u la

Johnny Bravo says:
i only just met her today

G says:
just walks up tp her and say she's gorgeous!

Johnny Bravo says:
sounds damn desperrate man u r MAD

Johnny Bravo says:
i have to maintain an image u know

G says:
dood in them chicas they like straight forward and sincere ppel la dey!

Johnny Bravo says:
i am trying to become regional CEO !!! Yes but I am asian

G says:
she like one

Johnny Bravo says:
and the rest of me collegues in the room that hears how habis harapan aku

G says :
No worries

G says:
is fr loves

G says:
they understands

Johnny Bravo says:
u talk nonsense!!! nonsense i tells u

G says:
no u never watch Love Actually meh

Johnny Bravo says:
meaning

Johnny Bravo says:
i watch many times

G says:
u gots to goes fr wat u want

G says:
sit there talk ends up with naught

Johnny Bravo says:
yes i c

G says:
so goes

Johnny Bravo says:
k

Johnny Bravo says:
i will send emails later to her!

*** at this point I really think I know what the hell I am talking about! and the dood is really taking my advice - LOL!***

G says:
ask her fo coffee

Johnny Bravo says:
to her she is on the global address and i will bring her the coffeee

G says:
tells her that she is da most beautiful woman she meets

G says:
u ever meets

G says:
and tells her something strange happened today

**** hahahaha honestly I will NEVER do so meself *****

Johnny Bravo says:
i will tell her that me fren who has never met her thinks that she is the prettiest chcik he has never met, becos of me descrition of her

Johnny Bravo says:
wat strange thing happened today

G says:
u felt like the whole world suddenly became so much more beautiful

**** puking my gutts out already!!! LOL ****

G says:
and u have a happy,anxious feeling inside that u have never felt since long long time ago

Johnny Bravo says:
but she is really quite cute

G says:
goes befrens her la

G says:
dood u gots nothing to loooooooooooooose but everything to gaaaaaaaaaaaaaain (coz already start as loser so nothing much more can lose la....as me thinks in me head)

G says:
just like me and me GF

**** here's where me epiphany came about which will eventually lead to another post of mine here regarding mathematics....****

G says:
no GF = G becomes a singularity!

Johnny Bravo says:
nonsesnse !!!!!

G says:
with GF = The Grouch + happiness which equates to a happy Grouch!

G says:
understand

Johnny Bravo says:
i c

G says:
so...without Genie = Johnny Bravo - the zero

G says:
with Genie = Johnny Bravo + Fren

G says:
If Genie is +ve attracted to Johnny Bravo then + Happiness+Potential GF / No more ZERO!

G says:
See da equation???
(Me thinks in me head after /You aint a ZERO loser no more...u have a Genie with u + mebbe 3 wishes...hmmmm)

Johnny Bravosays:
and potential place to crash in da UK in the future

G says:
YA!

Johnny Bravo says:
wat nonsense !

G says:
IF Johnny Bravo is -ve / Then Johnny Bravo = 0

G says:
Johnny Bravo = sadness (Loooooooooser)

G says:
Johnny Bravo = Loser

Johnny Bravo says:
u are so nice call me loser all

G says:
not me

G says:
that is da equation

G says:
how it moves

G says:
how it equates

G says:
very simple

Johnny Bravo says:
the equation is all done by u

G says:
yes and thru sheer grit and understanding of how life works

*** ABOVE here at this point was me moment of epiphany that mathematics is very easy indeed!! And to think I used to fail em all....****

Johnny Bravo says:
so what is says is what u are saying

G says:
its always a + / - game

G says:
IF u are positive..u will + stuff

G says:
if u are negative, u will negate life

G says:
and chances

G says:
and opportunities

Johnny Bravo says:
i c

G says:
simple rule of life

Johnny Bravo says:
i c i wil listen to u and tells u wat happens

G says:
ok got + (means ADD) something to your life

Johnny Bravo says:
i wil see how it goes

G says:
objects appear before us, is there fr a reason

G says:
persons as well

G says:
just go say hi

G says:
if the math is correct

G says:
all will add up

G says:
my philosophy champion or not?

At this point Johnny Bravo went to action on it la....I cant believe I can come up with such crap in such a short span of time....Guess that day I was inspired!!!!